Reviews

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Abandon Abandon – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Here I dissect my legendary review tactics for you at home to use as a guide." (read more)
Alexander Alexander – Reviewed by Jammin
"Possibly the most laughable piece of shit I have ever seen." (read more)
American Beauty American Beauty – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I'm even a sucker for the plastic bag scene..." (read more)
American Dreamz American Dreamz – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"As satire American Dreamz is not sharp in the slightest." (read more)
American History X American History X – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Edward Norton is frickin great, but that doesn’t stop the film from sucking." (read more)
American Pie American Pie – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I wish Blink 182 and other punk-lite bands had provided the soundtrack for my teenage years." (read more)
American Pie 2 American Pie 2 – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Funny, funny stuff." (read more)
American Pie: Band Camp American Pie: Band Camp – Reviewed by Thomas J.
"Best movie since Scary Movie 2." (read more)
American Pie: Band Camp American Pie: Band Camp – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I just wanted some titty." (read more)
American Wedding American Wedding – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Sean William Scott amps his Stifler up to 11 and makes him so incredibly over-the-top it’s totally absorbing." (read more)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Funny in patches, hilarious occasionally, but a letdown nevertheless." (read more)
Aristocrats, The Aristocrats, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck in each other’s arse pussy cunt cock penis dick snatch." (read more)
Audition Audition – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Audition features the most brutal look-between-your-fingers torture scene I've ever seen. I had heard about it, and knew it was coming, but sweet merciful Zeus that didn't lessen the shock." (read more)
Avalon Avalon – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...I would much rather actually play Grand Theft Auto, watch something else, or just finish my damn nap." (read more)
Aviator, The Aviator, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"The dullest first half of a film I have seen this year." (read more)