Reviews

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Halloween: Resurrection Halloween: Resurrection – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...I was talking about footy or something whilst having a beer with a bunch of friends and this just happened to be on the TV and no one could be fucked getting up off the couch to turn it off." (read more)
Hard Candy Hard Candy – Reviewed by Thomas J.
"Compelling the whole way through." (read more)
Hard Candy Hard Candy – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Bad paedophile jokes aside, this film is a damn fucking intense and gripping drama." (read more)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Could I be the first ever person in the world to say “Actually, the film's better, you know”?" (read more)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Watching this film was, to me, like watching a film with a friend who had a firm grip on the DVD remote and kept skipping “past the boring bits”." (read more)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"At this stage I’d say Phoenix stands as my least favourite movie." (read more)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...fuck me they left out the best parts." (read more)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...an absolutely brilliant realisation of a whole new world." (read more)
Harry Potter: The Saga Harry Potter: The Saga – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...this would be at least the third time I've seen each one of these..." (read more)
Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Great stuff." (read more)
High Fidelity High Fidelity – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
" High Fidelity is a chick flick for dudes. This is our Bridget Jones Diary. And I mean that in the best possible way." (read more)
Hitch Hitch – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...Hitch is better than crap like Kate & Leopold, or anything starring Kate Hudson. Big claim, I know. Man, I feel like a cheeseburger." (read more)
Hostel Hostel – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"When Roth gets the balls to stick with his main idea/story/themes and not get tempted to hedge his bets with double-threats, he just might make a really good fucking horror flick." (read more)
Hot Fuzz Hot Fuzz – Reviewed by Slick
"Hot Fuzz is the best movie I've seen since forever." (read more)
Hot Fuzz Hot Fuzz – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...as I admire these guys and what they’re trying to do, I found Hot Fuzz... somewhat underwhelming." (read more)
Hours, The Hours, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I am not a woman." (read more)
House of 1000 Corpses House of 1000 Corpses – Reviewed by Noah K.
"Granted, the genre by definition is meant to be gratuitous, but it's also not meant to be boring." (read more)
House of Flying Daggers House of Flying Daggers – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"House of Flying Daggers is a very pretty film with some amazing fight scenes, but for me it isn't much more than that." (read more)
How to Deal How to Deal – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"If this film didn't have Mandy Moore in it I would have taken the DVD and piffed it out the window." (read more)
Hustler, The Hustler, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"This oldie is a goodie." (read more)