Reviews
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Babel – Reviewed by Thomas J. "Did we really have to see Cate Blanchett taking a piss?" (read more) |
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Babel – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "Reviewers gushed, friends raved. But I just didn’t feel it." (read more) |
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Bad Eggs – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "If ever there was a film I really, really wanted to love, it was Bad Eggs." (read more) |
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Bad News Bears – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "I nearly turned it off...but just when I was reaching for a remote something magical started happening…" (read more) |
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Badasssss! – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "I love to watch any film about filmmaking, and this is a great one to watch." (read more) |
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "This film is painful to watch when there's nothing exploding..." (read more) |
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Batman Begins – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "Batman Begins begins badly. Begins badly in regard to both the start of the film, and as a new start to a franchise." (read more) |
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Batman Begins – Reviewed by WP McCoy "I really wonder if a good Batman film is possible." (read more) |
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Battle Over Citizen Kane, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "There's a great documentary waiting to be made about Welles, Kane and Hurst, but this isn't it." (read more) |
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Battle Royale – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "...this film is another bloody inventive creation from some brilliantly perverted Japanese minds that is just totally kick-fucking-ass cool." (read more) |
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Battle Royale 2 – Requiem – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "...deeply inferior in every way and misguided in its intent, it is just not anywhere near as entertaining as the awesomely impressive original." (read more) |
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Biggie and Tupac – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "Another Nick Broomfield doco, another adventure." (read more) |
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Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "Time–travelling stoners kidnapping history’s most famous men and women just for a school assignment? Genius." (read more) |
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Blade: Trinity – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "...get yourselves a few Buffy DVDs and curb that urge." (read more) |
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Boondock Saints, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "...a case of a guy watching Tarantino’s films, missing the point of why they’re so great, thinking ‘Fuck! I can do this'…" (read more) |
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "Cohen has obviously learned from the awful Ali G Movie about translating his characters for the big screen, and here he doesn’t mess with the formula too much." (read more) |
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Boytown – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "Jokes and potentially amusing songs that were ruined by the PR campaign, leaving nothing left to discover but the mundane plot." (read more) |
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Break-Up, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "It’s hard to know what to make of all of this." (read more) |
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Brick – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "First of all: Any Donnie Darko comparisons you may have heard are totally unfounded." (read more) |
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Bright Lights, Big City – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "What a turdburger." (read more) |
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Bring It On – Reviewed by Thomas J. "It is a big steaming bucket of piss of a movie." (read more) |
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Bringing Up Baby – Reviewed by WP McCoy "...the thing stunk." (read more) |
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Brokeback Mountain – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff "Maybe because it's a two-and-a-half hour film based on a story that's about nine pages long, but I thought this film was going to be painfully slow." (read more) |
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Brokeback Mountain – Reviewed by Johnny Five "There is nothing wrong with homosexuality." (read more) |