Reviews

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Saved Saved – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...I actually quite liked this film." (read more)
Saw Saw – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...while I stand to applaud the merits of their idea and their plan, unfortunately I can't muster up equal enthusiasm for the film itself." (read more)
Saw II Saw II – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"On the upside, the cop in question is Donnie 'New Kid' Wahlberg. Man, I loved the New Kids." (read more)
Scary Movie 4 Scary Movie 4 – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"…I almost was willing them to throw a few dicks in there just for old time's sake." (read more)
Scary Movie 4 Scary Movie 4 – Reviewed by Johnny Five
"Fuck. Off." (read more)
Se7en Se7en – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"David Fincher's broody Se7en might not pack quite the punch it once did...but it is still far superior to its thriller/serial killer/mystery contemporary peers." (read more)
Seed of Chucky Seed of Chucky – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"This film provides neither good horror nor good laughs." (read more)
Serenity Serenity – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"This isn't the film I had hoped it would be, not even close, but it's something...I'm just happy to have this universe continued in whatever form, and I'll take it, flaws and all." (read more)
Shampoo Shampoo – Reviewed by Noah K.
"...I'd enjoyed it, but that was all, and that was probably more disappointing than if these talented filmmakers had made something really, really bad." (read more)
Shanghai Knights Shanghai Knights – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I've said before that humour will separate people faster than politics." (read more)
Shawshank Redemption, The Shawshank Redemption, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"If you haven't seen it, there's a guy walking around somewhere, maybe in your very neighbourhood, who heartily recommends it." (read more)
Shopgirl Shopgirl – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I’m not exactly sure as to its reason for being." (read more)
Signs Signs – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I am loathe to ever committing myself to having a favourite film, but if I did this would definitely make the shortlist..." (read more)
Simpsons Movie, The Simpsons Movie, The – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I really wasn’t expecting much... Lucky, because it was decisively average" (read more)
Sin City Sin City – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Sin City is a film whose flaws I will forgive and accept, and possibly even come to enjoy, as it will no doubt get more than a few spins in my DVD player down the line." (read more)
Sin City Sin City – Reviewed by Noah K.
"Oh fuck this was a good film." (read more)
Singing In The Rain Singing In The Rain – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"It is my hypothesis that happy people are more likely to enjoy musicals" (read more)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The – Reviewed by Johnny Five
"If this film was called The Sisterhood of the Travelling Underpants, now that would be a film." (read more)
Sky High Sky High – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"I'm pretty sure even as a kid I would have thought that was dumb." (read more)
Smokin Smokin' Aces – Reviewed by Johnny Five
"It's one of those films where you watch and you're thinking ‘surely someone told the film makers they were making a mistake'. Surely." (read more)
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"If my favourite films were determined by the frequency at which I watch them, then this would easily make the top three." (read more)
Spartan Spartan – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Spartan is an engaging and smart conspiratorial thriller that will be best appreciated by fans of Mamet who are familiar with his rhythms and quirks." (read more)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith – Reviewed by Noah K.
"...I liked it, and I certainly liked it more than the other 2, because it was a return to basics..." (read more)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"... this film caps off what we were all thinking about the prequel series deep down at some stage at least: Unnecessary." (read more)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...a film that has to be one of the most exciting and technically astounding adventures imaginable." (read more)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (Special Edition) Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (Special Edition) – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Oddly, I didn't find this nearly as grating or frustrating as I did the first time..." (read more)
Super Size Me Super Size Me – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"The much publicised gimmick of filmmaker Morgan Spurlock eating nuttin but Maccas for thirty days is just that..." (read more)
Superman II Superman II – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Basically half the film is wanton destruction, the other half placid romance." (read more)
Superman Returns Superman Returns – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Returns is not a Batman Begins . Thank fuck." (read more)
Superman: The Movie Superman: The Movie – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...deeply flaw-ridden and goofy as hell at times, but there’s something undeniably magical about it." (read more)
Swimming Pool Swimming Pool – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...a film that will either lull you in, or turn you right the fuck off..." (read more)
Syriana Syriana – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...through 90% of this film I was bored or confused. Often both." (read more)