Reviews

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M:i:III Mission Impossible 3 M:i:III Mission Impossible 3 – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...he has just gone ahead and made a feature length episode of his show Alias, just with Tom Cruise in place of the much sexier and saner Jennifer Garner." (read more)
Machinist, The Machinist, The – Reviewed by Noah K.
"It was scary and unusual and had a very interesting character at the centre of it all. But like The Village, I was really enjoying the film until all the mystery was explained." (read more)
Major League Major League – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...itís rare that I donít enjoy a baseball movie on some level." (read more)
Making Venus Making Venus – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...a documentary that would be hilarious was it not such a sobering cautionary tale of ego, delusions, and stupidity in the film business." (read more)
Marie Antoinette Marie Antoinette – Reviewed by Thomas J.
"Twice as...as everyone says." (read more)
Masters of the Universe Masters of the Universe – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Take one kick-ass children's cartoon show...and throw out most everything except for the very basics..." (read more)
Match Point Match Point – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...it's hard to get too excited about something you've seen done before, and done better." (read more)
Matchstick Men Matchstick Men – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...I thought it was a film that thought it was smarter than it actually was. And I was smarter than it. All hail me." (read more)
McLibel McLibel – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Great story Ė not really a great doco." (read more)
Mean Creek Mean Creek – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"With strong shades of Stand By Me, River’s Edge and Deliverance, Mean Creek spins its own simple story so beautifully that it deserves to be considered a peer with those strong influences." (read more)
Mean Creek Mean Creek – Reviewed by Thomas J.
"Fucking awesome." (read more)
Mean Girls Mean Girls – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"A few chuckles, a laugh or two, and some hot chicks." (read more)
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster Metallica: Some Kind of Monster – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Brilliantly crafted from hundreds of hours of footage, Some Kind Of Monster is both hilarious and fascinating…" (read more)
MirrorMask MirrorMask – Reviewed by Noah K.
"Some of the best fantasy/adventure films in the history of cinema came out in the early eighties." (read more)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith Mr. & Mrs. Smith – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...all the money, star prowess, and talented directors in the world just can’t salvage a script so unremarkable and unoriginal that it really isn’t worth shitting on." (read more)
Munich Munich – Reviewed by Noah K.
"Munich is an action film so intelligent, it discusses all the issues and themes of the film for you, rather than inspiring you to do it yourself after watching it." (read more)
Munich Munich – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"...did I really need to sit through two-and-a-half hours of this film just to learn that violence, terrorism, and revenge are all evil and cannibalistic creatures? Do you?" (read more)
Murderball Murderball – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"Wheelchair sports are sexy." (read more)
Mysterious Skin Mysterious Skin – Reviewed by Uncle Cliff
"This be some heavy shit, right here." (read more)