Three Amigos

Three Amigos

I’d always heard people quoting The Three Amigos and I’d never seen it, so I figured I should check it out and catch up on those quotes I half wittedly laughed through in conversation. A singing tree? That’s sounds pissa. Oh, the disappointment.

But it’s funny, cause they dress gay and they act gay and they’re generally gay all through the film. Ah, no, that means it’s just gay. That’s right, this film is gay. Not even funny gay, just crappy gay. Not funny gay like Michael Jackson (oh, he’s done it again), but crappy gay like the Adam West Batman and Robin TV series. Just shit.

I was wholly disappointed with this film. I can only imagine in context, like most of my friends watched it when they were thirteen, then maybe it had something going for it. But it’s really just a film The Wiggles could make, El Guapo played by Captain Feathersword. The only funny moment came when they saw the singing bush and killed the invisible swordsman. Funny. But only funny because it was among a desert of boredom.

And what’s the deal with Pixar stealing the storyline for A Bug’s Life? Fucking Hollywood .