Scary Movie 4
Reviewed by Johnny Five (2006)

Also reviewed by:
Uncle Cliff

Scary Movie 4 continues to do what this enchanting franchise does best – takes a satirical look at the humours of popular culture and highlights the absurdity of modern cinema. The sets are breathtaking, the acting is superb and there is a distinct lack of the crudity which marred it’s predecessors. I best liked the scene where Thomas Cruise was roasted for his appearance on the popular children’s program ‘Oprah Winfrey is Black’.

A gallant effort all round, the gents have one upped themselves again.

Oh, and also this film was a fucking turd.

I’d like to joust the fucking dumb fucks who are responsible for this. Joust ‘em right in their holes.

P.S. For people who keep sending hate mail to Top Crap, ‘Your Mother is a Snow Blower’ is neither creative, nor clever, nor original. My mother blows snow, your mother is full of crusted semen, unsanitary bitch.

‘Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too?’ Would I?

Fuck. Off.