Profile: Thomas J.
Thomas J. looks so much like actor Josh Hartnett that nobody knows which one of them this is actually a picture of. Thanks to his limited education and various learning disabilities Thomas J. has a very stunted vocabulary and an irrational fear of dressing gowns. Of this profile he contributed the words: “like”, “one”, and “Josh Hartnett”. He loves the Scary Movie series and was once run over by a car.