Jammin, Top Crap's UK correspondent, currently resides in the UK from where he frequently corresponds. He lists “people who fart into their cupped hands and then release it in your face right when you turn around” as a pet peeve, and also dislikes ginger-haired people, who he says are all “born from Satan's seed" .
Jammin lists “taking shits off roofs” as his worst habit, says his greatest achievement is that he owns his own Steer Fighter 2 arcade machine, (although he points out only poofters go Chun Li). Jammin bathes regularly in pure breast milk, which he claims increases his virility tenfold. He likes guns and overalls.